Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Better than Daly.

Things that are better than Daly:

  1. Dairy Milk chocolate
  2. Tables
  3. Hats
  4. Remote Controls
  5. Flash Drives
  6. Me
  7. Clocks
  8. Umbrellas
  9. Surgical Procedures
  10. Speakers
  11. Rewritable DVD's
  12. A Wireless Internet Connection
  13. Phant
  14. "Brothers in Arms: Road to Hill 30" for the PC
  15. Some Cars
  16. Shoes
  17. Carpet
  18. Cameras
  19. Rugby
  20. Bunny Rabbits
  21. Microsoft Internet Explorer

Tune in again soon for more things that are better than Daly.

M is a fag.


  1. And you forgot banana peels. They kick ass.

  2. I will add it to the next list, the next list is already taking shape.

  3. Fuck this.

    I take issue with items 6, 13, 14, 16, 18, 19 and 21.

    The rest I can live with.

  4. Sorry Daly but there is no way you are better then 16!

  5. Yeah, i threw that in at the last minute. I wasn't even sure of it as i posted. I withdraw my objection to 16.

  6. Jesus I'm going fucking mental over 14. Ian, if I ever see you I will fuck you up. Unless I calm down in the meantime.

  7. Kazoos are way fucking better than Daly.

  8. Yea, they are. Kazoos are, like, totally awesome. One time I blew a Kazoo so fucking HARD, my dogs' head exploded.

  9. Damn Robert you sure wail hard on the kazoo. I'm popping like 16 boners.

  10. Shit. Yea, my dog's head totally evaporated.

  11. It's funny. I was just reading that site so, obviously, I would be influenced. But I'm surprised you saw the connection, Ms. Oneshoe.

  12. I think Daly has a point with 14 and also he should have added 20. Damn hairy rats!

  13. That sight is so cool, I practically have it memorized, and by cool I mean totally sweet.

  14. That vision of your dog's head exploding just sent me in tears. Well done.

  15. Am I the only one to find a girl saying she gets boners sexy?
    In Ghost World Scarlett Johanson says the same thing, and there is nothing wrong with finding her sexy.

  16. I pop boners all the time Robert. It's just a little harder to tell on a girl. For you I would pop like 18 boners and gently pork with my hippotamous, your head would explode while you spray diarrhea everywhere. You would totally love it.

  17. Yeah, like I fucking care what you take issue with. I'm too busy j-walking my ass off.

  18. Cheers Kelly.

    Johansson was in Ghost World? I've lost 8 pieces of respect for her.

  19. Oi Ian. You get hit by any cars yet?

  20. This one car nearly hit me. It came speeding towards me, I turned, looked it directly in the headlights and BAM! I knocked that motherfucker out. Fuck cars.

  21. I am going to come back and spray my exhaust all over your face.

  22. hey buddy, I've got something for your exhaust.

  23. You start beating up cars then I'm going to sort you out. And that's not a good thing (for you).

    I had 43 pieces of respect for her before. I liked Lost in Translation.