Oh yes, I'm a secret agent in a suit. Sliding, ohhhh, sliding down an air vent. Mysterious base. Scary. Uhhhhh, Russian voices from below. Weeeeeee, sliding. Crash, break through vent into store. Ouch, my head. Better get my gun out. YEAH! Hear running. Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! BANG! BANG! through door. Bodies fall. Phew, that was close. Smash, ugh, through door INTO BIG ROOM. Argh, tanks.. cool. Shit. Many Russians. SCREAMING AT ME!. BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Oh, they have me. "Let me go, you foreign bastards. I'll have you. I'LL HAVE ALL OF YOU!". Crack, knocked out. Fade to black.
Wake up tied to rocket. Sweet. Wait.. no, not sweet. Wiggle, can't, tied tight. Mmmmhhh, wrists burn. Ah no, my legs... broken. Blood. Ewwwww, ugly bald man. "Ha, Mr. Bond. You're fucked now." Blub blub blub. I don't want to die... wahhh! "Go to hell, you stupid communist motherfucker". Oh, ah, oh, mmmmmmm. Oh no! He pressed the button. Getting hot. Oh, wish I could loosen my neck-tie. Sweaty, sticky. Boom. Flying. Argh. Can't breathe. Ugh. God. Oh God. Hmmmmm! PAINFUL. Ouch. OUCH... OWWWWWWW! Dead.