Aw man, just had the best shower OF MY LIFE! Oh yeah. Showering, washing, cleaning the pits. Swish, swish, swish. When, SHIT, dropped the soap. Oh no. Soap on the floor. Slippery. Slimey. Ewwwwww, stepped on it. Bend over, pick it up and, OH MY GOD, 16th century gold Spanish doubloon. Yes. Personal hygiene wins again. HEY. YES.
Went to the shop, walked, to spend doubloon. Yes. Said "HEY!".... I said "Hey, Golly Bar. Yes. Mmmmmm". Love ice-cream. Fuck yes. Went to counter, walked. Said "Hey, Golly Bar. Yes". "No", said cashier. What. Shit. No. WHAT!!! "Only real money". FUCK YOU CASHIER. No. Ran home, like girl, ran. Cried into pillow. WHY ME! Blub, blub, blub.