Saturday, April 02, 2005

My Life

Reality e-mailed me yesterday and this is what it said.
"Do the right thing, Robert, because the future is yours to own. Finish your commitments, they are all that hold you back from fortune and success."
I was surprised because this life altering information was just the subject heading. What could the e-mail contain if this amazing information was just the subject? My finger quivered as I clicked the link. It felt like an eternity until the mail opened. [It was literally an eternity. Damn Yahoo!] When it opened, here is what it said:
"April Fools. You are only a big fat loser. Shut down".
FUCK YOU REALITY.

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