Thursday, April 28, 2005

Not Better Than Daly.

Here is a list of things that Daly is better than:

  1. Nazis
  2. Y-Fronts
  3. People who have sellotape/band-aids on their glasses
  4. Goats
  5. School shoes
  6. CRT monitors
  7. Broken records
  8. Sticky tables
  9. Lada cars
  10. Iraqi insurgents
  11. Smelly shoes
  12. Old people on buses
  13. Watches that need to be wound on
  14. Windows 3.1
  15. Communists (Unless you are a communist, then you're shit)

73 comments:

  1. I'm a fucking communist, and I'm better than Daly.

    Excuse this ass cracker comment as it is 11.30 and I'm totally and utterly knackered.

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  2. Oh hell no. I'm not loving this. There's not even a need for a list like this. I'm better than nearly everything. And I already know all the stuff that's better than me. If anyone should be compiling a list like this it's me.

    Sorry Jessie, you ain't better than me. Especially not when you're tired. You need to be on top form to even get close ;)

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  3. You're better than 15 things. 16 if one includes Jessie, however I don't know if you are better than Jessie.

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  4. Well Ian you don't really know either of us. Unless you actually know Jessie from somewhere. But lets not get bogged down in conversations like this.

    Quick quezzer for you though. Why don't you like CRT monitors? Lighenting fast response time. Unmatched image quality and colour reproduction. It it just the size you don't like?

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  5. I didn't say I dont like CRT Monitors, just that you are better than them.I have spent many an enjoyable hour in front of a CRT. But now that you mention it I probably do prefer LCD monitors. The size is a major factor alright, I much prefer my slimline 19" LCD that takes up about half an inch in depth of my desk as opposed to a 19" CRT that would require a seperate house. Also the fact that LCD's dont curve is of great advantage, I dont have to go into the next room to see what beasty is lurking in the corner when playing doom or half life. Yeah, I'm all for LCD's, the 15.4" on my notebook isnt bad either. Gets the job done. Nice.

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  6. LCD all the way BABY, your all gonna switch over to them sooner or later, its just a case of your CRT breaking down and purchasing a new BRIGHT LCD.

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  7. Bitch Asscracker is MY WORD> Jessie it's on. I'll kill you!

    Proof is on myspace


    *ROAR*

    Adjo au jus Asscracker!
    bah humbug

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  8. (sorry I've been hoping for a fight all day and the canadians haven't show up yet. It's still my word. waah)

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  9. Hey Baddy, jessie mentioned so girl on girl action a short while ago, you grils got cams?

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  10. Damn, suddenly this place is rank with teenage horniness.

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  11. I know, I love it! All this hott atmosphere makes me.... ummm...

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  12. I just thought of a new story.... it's called Phant the Perv. It's about a young restless boy who gets his bits caught in a vacuum cleaner.

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  13. Sounds good, I hope he gets to cum too?

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  14. Yea, it stings his eye for a while but he washes it out eventually.

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  15. awh man, maybe there is something wrong with me, I keep bringing conversations down into filth...

    Ian has said this to me on more than one occasion and well he ain't the first...

    What should I do?

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  16. Say ten hail marys and flake yourself with a big stick whenever you feel filthy.

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  17. Cut your face off and feed to to your little sister.

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  18. You'll all be delighted to hear play.com have fulfilled there promise and delivered me star wars book today, I'll start reading it in kilkee on saturday while sitting on the end of a cliff...

    Can't wait

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  19. :-O Rob!!!!!

    Thats fucking GROSS,

    1: My face... OMG,,, my face,,, how could you down something horrible to something so... so, well...

    2: Leave her out of your SICK FUCKING HEAD!

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  20. Jessie and I will photoshop ourselves in a nice lesbo pose.

    Oh hey Jessie. I take back the asscacker rant. I still blame those damn Canadians.*Mreow* *hiss*

    Jessie is the best asscracker in the barrel.
    Elle es mon petit oiseau des iles.
    <3

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  21. I hope its not too good, otherwise you might get really into it and jump to have imaginary lightsabre battles but end up falling off the cliff and slapping your face off a trout.

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  22. Wicked, can't wait to see your girls doing £$$%&$%^, ouch, I just smacked myself with that stick ian but its still hard, what do i do now?

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  23. Your reaction made my comment worth while.

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  24. Sabine, I am willing to sacrifice myself for the greater good. Take your aggression out on me.

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  25. Well of course it didnt work, you smacked yourself. I said FLAKE yourself.

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  26. Phant, for doing it wrong, go stuff yourself and sit in a bin.

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  27. Ian I think both of us are in an aggressive mode today. I can only speculate on this.

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  28. You won't like my reaction next time rob, my lil sis is pure innocence... untouch beauty, awh god i love...

    Yeah it should be good, I look forward then to seeing the film on the 19th of MAY...

    Also boys, the xbox 360 is rumoured to have e-press on covers like mobile phones, NOw I know you'll love microsoft rob, u can get the xbox in your favourite shade of pink

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  29. Stuff himself in the bin? Or stuff himself with some unmentioned material prior to sitting in the bin?

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  30. I'm always aggressive, sometimes just not as aggressive as other times.

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  31. nah man, I think i like the rough stuff, its still hard... hahaha

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  32. Phant, I look for the the next X-Box like I look forward to lonely nights in bed. i.e. not at all.

    Ian, the second option.

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  33. Ok, maybe you are fucked in the head. Perhaps you are incurable. The only thing I think of to end this filth filled spiral into depravity is:

    Jim Jones, A gimp outfit, a riding crop and a saddle.

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  34. awh rob...

    girls can u help rob out with his lonely nights and give him some sweet photos...

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  35. Thank you ian....

    I see Jessica differently with that image in my head now

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  36. Phant, I can smell you from here. Put it away, god damn it, before your sister thinks it a play thing.

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  37. Jessica Alba that is, no offense jessie...

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  38. ROB!!!!

    Prick, c'mon, some decency please, the poor girl, leave her alone!

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  39. Yes. I have a sword which I think would work great as a paddle.

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  40. Just be glad rob doesnt know where you live. I would love some banana fritters right now.

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  41. DS has just reach 5 million world wide, with the psp trailing behind 2.97 million, with only two regions (Japan & US)

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  42. Finally, a mood killer. I was worried I would get pregnant for a while there.

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  43. Nintendo DS, like a gameboy

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  44. Its a handheld games console produced by Nintendo

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  45. 3 comments inside of one minute. Fucking legend.

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  46. zzzz.. huh wha.. where am I?

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  47. Oh me iPod rocks, Motorola & Apple are working on a four gb phone! Out for christmas at €500...

    God Im full of tech gossip tonight...

    Its all i can do online, since I HAVE NO BROADBAND...

    Reading the news...

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  48. Rob what kind of machine are you?

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  49. Could "You're a woman, I'm a machine." be a line from your forthcoming techno-bot romp action spectacular Rob?

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  50. That's it, I'm banning phant.
    In other news. I'm super sexual. Sexy girl meet me in the bathroom. Sexy girl, call me on the phone. Woman friend, take me to your bedroom. Let me show you how I am full grown.

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  51. A love maching obviously, well maybe a hate machine, or a business machine, or a movie machine, or a music machine, or a muffin machine, or a robot dancing machine

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  52. ............................

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  53. very good ian...

    You left out loving machine,.,.

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  54. is there a difference between loving machine and love maching?

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  55. Thats it, I'm going offline for a while. I have to finish my story. When it's done, I'll come back on and post it.
    BLAH

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  56. I "Think" a lvoe machine is like a sex machine, whereas a Loving machine loves the world around that person and spreads love in kind words and compliments...

    Thats just my dyslexic opinion

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  57. my brain is leaking out my ears so I'm cutting out too.

    i like pie

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  58. me too, gotta do stuff. like stuff you know

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  59. shit, I feel like posting in this way should become a spectator sport. I wasn't tired at 12.33 am

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  60. Yeah Phant, you're full of old tech gossip.

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  61. Daly>> I think we're both better than each other in our own way.
    Sabi>> yeah, I know I stole your ass cracker(TM), but I love it. Thanks for calling me a 'petit oiseau des iles'!!! Nobody ever called me that before! ^__^
    Guys>> I don't mean to brag, but in fact, I do: my boyfriend's got the new PSP. Eat your heart out.
    Sabi>> Oh, we should take those pics, yeah. Made even do a video.

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  62. Jessie, Sabi is going to beat your ass.

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  63. I shall hope so.
    72 comms. You fuckers.

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  64. Jessie you broke the 69 comments cherry!

    GAH!!!!!!!!!

    I WILLL KILL YOU!

    Or spank you! Naughty naughty girl..

    I guess it's ok since I took Sylvain's comment virginity on myspace. Leave it to you to go straight for the kinky stuff.

    You go girl!
    *snaps fingers in diva drag queen fashion*

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