After 14 days vicious battle on land and 14 nights restless battle in my mind, the war is finally over. I have completed the college tasks set before me with such vigour and vitality, one might have mistaken the venture for two young lovers pursueing each other. The exams, when answered to their fullest, bowed before me, addressing me as sir, and fell on their swords.
I have the fullest respect for those with so much pride and integrity as to know when their lives become meaningless and thus end them. I showed the exams that they fought to their fullest but, by comparison, was only a waste of energy on their part.
I am legend.