Bond entered the room.
“Hey Bond,” everyone squealed. “It’s great to see you.” A ladyboy dropped to its knees and started to suck Bond’s cock.
“Muuunnnnngggggghhh,” replied Bond. Everyone laughed.
“Gee, Tom, you’re so great,” gushed Doc. “I love you.” Doc started to fondle his own crotch at the thought of making love to Bond.
“Fuck you Doc,” said Bond. Doc was crushed. He ran into the kitchen and started to cut himself with a knife.
“So what’s the crack with you Bond?” asked Daly.
“How The Rage? Well I’m a total megaboy at the moment.”
”That’s my expression Tom, but it’s ok for you to use it. You’re not copying me or anything.”
“Oh Yeah!” Tom pumps his arm.
“So, what makes you a megaboy?”
“I rescued a disabled person from a burning building and helped an old woman cross the street.”
“God, you’re so cool Tom,” Dan chipped in. “I wish I was like you. I wish everyone was like you.”
After hanging out for a while, Bond had to leave to do some charity work. On the way he saw a small child after falling off his bike. Bond stopped his car and got out. “There, there, little fella. It’s ok. Let me kiss it better.” Bond started kissing the child on the lips.
”Thanks Mr. Bond, that’s not child abuse or anything.”
“I know kid, but don’t tell anyone ok.”
Bond landed out to his charity work where he helped many disadvantaged people during the course of the day. Afterwards he shopped a major drug dealer and gave enough evidence in court to put him away for life. That evening Bond gave his mother a bikini wax.
That night Bond went to bed, pleased with his days work. Around the world people got down on their knees, faced the direction of Bonds house, and prayed for ten minutes.