Thursday, May 19, 2005

My mind is boggled.

Why is that we, humanity, can send men to the moon, remotely explore Mars, master the atom, conquer the skies, transmit data around the world instantaneously, develop more and more ingenious ways of slaughtering each other but still medical science can't find a fucking cure for the common cold. Come on, how fucking hard can it be? You can eradicate small pox and polio, immunise against measles, mumps and rubella but still you can't cure a cold? Shower of white coat wearing motherfuckers.

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  1. Why would you want to erradicate the cold when babes find it sooo hot.

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  2. You got a cold Ian? Grab a litre of two of orange juice and drink it. All. Over the course of an evening.

    Don't mind people telling you that you'll end up shitting your brains out. What will happen instead is that you'll feel a fucking hell of a lot better the next day. I use this any time I get a cold and one or two other people I know of, that actually do the same thing, swear by it. Hey if you're sceptical then just try it, what have you got to lose?

    Unless you never drink orange juice, ever. Cos just drinking loads out of nowhere will make you sick.

    The better quality the orange juice the better it will work.

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  3. Orange juice can be a bit too strong, yeah. What I do is drink hot water with a squeeze of lemon and a spoonful or two of sugar (you can take honey if you like it better), and it works. Honest to god. I love it.

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  4. I dont drink much orange juice, it promotes the production of mucus which isn't at all good but I have taken over 2000 milligrams of Vitamin C today which is what, I would surmise promotes, your speedy recovery Daly as it is an immune system booster.

    I'm way ahead of you Jessie, I drink hot water combined with the juice of one lemon, some lemon rind, a clove or two, brown sugar and perhaps some honey.

    I'm getting mega traditional on this colds ass. It's nearly better, except my left nostril is blocked which is super-mega annoying.

    Rob, after the cold is erradicated babes will find Ebola virus hot. Or maybe Marburg or Hanta Virus or atomic diarrhea.

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  5. Never tried that myself, but if you're not up for the juice method then it sounds like the way to go.

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  6. I'm going to go drink a big ass glass of OJ. I figure it can't do me any harm unless a leper spat in it.

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  7. Yeah the vit C is the stuff. I like orange juice myself and drink a bit so I just pump it up when i've got a cold.

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  8. I'm more of an apple juice, I used to be all about the OJ though. I like Ribena too.

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  9. On a different not look at this 'chilling' news:
    http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=15511190%26method=full%26siteid=89488%26headline=killer%2ddirects%2dtraffic%2dwearing%2dmum%2ds%2dskin-name_page.html

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  10. And for some goodness, go here and download the Ed Shepp song. It kicks two major asses.

    http://www.fluxblog.org/2005/05/you-cant-get-these-nutrients-from-blow.html

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  11. that is SICK!

    You just ruined the mood Rob

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  12. That blow pop song is pretty funny. Vegetable are the shizzel nizzle.

    It's good to know that painful gonorrhea will stop me from dancing.

    I would like to point out that the song is wrong on its drug info - you smoke reefer and drop E not the other way around.

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  13. What a pack of shit. I'll believe it when I see it (on a reputable news source).

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  14. @Sabi, you've never seen Bond in action then.

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  15. which Bond? Your Bond or James Bond?

    I'm not sure I'd want to see your Bond in action after all you've written about him

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  16. Robert
    Do you have any idea how to post mp3?

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  17. Greetings comrades.Get well soon Ian.It could be worse you could have river blindness or skanky nob rot.The former being the deadlest disease known to man.Anyway hope ye'all will visit me at openingstoclose.blogspot.com.

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  18. Correction:
    openningstoclose.blogspot.com
    Two n's.I am retarded.

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  19. Keep pushing and ill do it daly.you wont like it when i do.ive been staying off everything during the week for a while now and i got pretty bored.
    DO IT!!!!!

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  20. FUCK YOU UP.not literally of course but just by ruining this sick image people have of you.all intellect and no ignorance.they dont know the real RAGE

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  21. Aaah Bond, I'd say there's not a person here who doesn't think me ignorant in one way or another. I'd also like to point out to you that you, too, don't know the real Rage. But that's for another day.

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