Robert sat in his nappy sucking his mothers tit. Robert was twenty-one years old but was nursed daily. Also, he had a nappy-rash from just wearing the same unwashed cloth for two weeks.
"I love you mammy", he said affectionately to his mother.
"I love you too, son", she replied, tired of living.
"No, mammy, I really love you. I really, really do, poo poo."
On hearing this, mammy beats Robert to death with an iron rod and then gnaws her own hands off.