Current mood: Burpity Burp
God damn it, I have saved lives yet you can't make eye contact with me. Do I smell? You should display your awe without embaressment, just delight that you will be let into Heavan because of my deeds. And I was drunk at the time.
In fact that's why I piss myself, because alcohol numbs the pain of a full bladder and I piss myself involentarily. I saved your life with a mumble and an empty burger king cup, you ungrateful bastard. I may have a filthy beard and old clothes but I sit at the right hand of God.