Monday, July 04, 2005

Things I think are myths.

  1. Space
  2. Tennis
  3. George W. Bush
  4. Drafts
  5. Caffeine
  6. France
  7. Rob
  8. Money
  9. Art
  10. Radiation
  11. Jim Carrey

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  1. Definitely 2. 3. 4. (who needs them?) 8. 9. and 11. Still performing tests on the others, but leaning towards your side of the argument at this stage.

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  2. I agree with 3, deffo... 6, if only... who needs 8... apart from corrupted, capitalists bastards... :P Back in Dravsnib, we have radiation, though... how else do you explain my weird sense of humour?

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  3. Because your a french/english/inthernet hybrid. Yeah "we have radiation". Sure, I believe you. Crazy.

    And so you know I enjoy being a capitalist bastard, in fact today I may go out and buy some branded goods.

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  4. Number 7 is an odd one because it's true. You see I am a physical manisfestation of a myth. Brought to life by the many thoughts and actions of the little kids who believe in me. They dream of me at night doing naughty things. And their belief in me, created me.

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  5. Yeah, I know. Thats why you're on the list. Do you think we're all stupid or something? I mean who here didn't realise all that already.?

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  6. I think I speak for everyone when I say We should hunt down those little kids and eliminate them, for the good of mankind' acceptable loss and all that.
    I agree with 4 and 9, but 3 is the devil so he must exist!

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  7. Also, Africa needs to be on this list. The kids dream of Africa.

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  8. I'm not convinced about Africa yet.

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  9. I said: 'Back in Dravsnib'... We have micro-climate over there. Things beyond your understanding.

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