Current mood: Arctic Monkey
Ying yang. My internet self and my real self. To know both is to know me, to know me is to know insanity. Luckily, very few people have looked into the jaws of hell and survived. Ian, who is one strong armed montherfucker, has seen the combined fires of my black and white and survived not only to tell the tale but also go on to become to C.E.O. of a succesful company.
But ironically, those that have only experienced my electronic self have also experienced my best self. I am more interesting, funny, charming and down right personable on the net. You are lucky, those that haven't met me in person. Say your prayers tonight, that you may never meet me.