Current mood: Gallows Humour
John Coffey laid the foundation, plotted, dug and levelled.
Paddy Heffernan framed the house, installed windows and doors.
James Kiely roofed of the house, erected beams, and attic space.
John Enright laid the flooring, mostly wooden but some tiled.
Jack Powell inserted the kitchen, hung presses and installed appliances.
Denis O’ Sullivan designed, created and installed the grand, marble fireplace.
Anthony Doherty finished the electrics, including the alarm system.
Peter Lynch painted the house, exterior and interior.
Willie O Gorman delivered the furniture.
All these people are dead.
The house with the red door is the house death built.