Thursday, October 13, 2005

Total Freak Like - Prelude

He be totally freak like, with growing toenails on his forehead, though they be his only freak quality. Don’t be confused thinking he be lumbering or whatever. He so shoulder back - hips forward, excusable for Superman were it not for the toenails on the face. But he try and he try, never forgetting the pedicure, once weakly or twice shy, so it be. Neither mangled limb nor nothing visually wicked to be had, just the set of nails that he hope and hope are not a sign of full toes facial.
But he has bad side, not physical like you might imagine freak to be. More freaks than not are good peoples, just in unwanted positions like. But this freak be nasty inside, guts are slimy or something. Don’t you be trying to talk to him or he will beat you as his does his girl, wanton he be beating her. And such a nice girl nothing evil doing in her, just stupidity some might say. What she be doing with him is pure mystery. Such a pretty girl she was, caught up with freak like him.
Though, to be said in his favour, he do attend mass. And he be removing his cap too, though he wear it to stitches outside, he respects the Lord more than himself to be removing the cap. I seen him front row Sunday morning, clasping hands, filthy they be, his fingernails a show when one sees his face, but he listen good to the preacher, never wavering. He be good that way, the town freak, be good going to mass, though his soul is rotten, I think. Like, I see him smiling time and time, grinning like pie slice to the preacher, sometimes. He be playing front row games, I imagine, playing faces with preacher. But I can’t know certain. Never certain.

8 comments:

  1. Like, I know it wasn't great but were it so bad to merit no comments... I don't know... Although I did refer to this post as an abortion to Ian today...

    Anyway.... I hope the actually story will be good... as this is only a prelude.

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  2. At least we can all agree that it's an abortion... though I still like it and I believe it may all turn good after the main story.... may ...

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  3. And the blog was flying so high man. So high. Now, like Icarus, it plummets back to earth.

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  4. Go again Rob, the blog is all yours. Turn the darkness to shadow once again.

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  5. No tonight Daly... fucking spin out a yarn yourself...
    I want to spend a day relaxing... so on the return it shall be golden.
    Or not... fuck sake...

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  6. no, i'm usless this eve. This blog is stale until yourself or Ian post again,

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  7. Well, lucky for you... I have something... though it is off the cuff and perhaps only good for an actual retard vegas... but here it goes.

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