Monday, November 21, 2005

Apologies and Reparations

So, I haven't posted for a while. What are you going to do about it? Cry like a freaking baby with blood in it's mouth. Fuck off. I am going to post again soon, so stop bawling. But I must warn you of the following:
This blog is going to make a left turn into those dark woods over there. Those scary looking cocksuckers that will take a bite out of your skull if you piss on the wrong bark. This blog will host the type of story you won't want to read but will anyway because you're a curious cat. Sure it may alienate a few readers, but who needs pussies when there is plenty of cock around... and when we turn onto the dirty path that leads into that filthy, fucking forrest there will be an ass-load of cock around. So open wide.
Of course this may be just a passing fancy, a brief flight into the absurd. But we have all experienced such wanton craziness. The kind of sickness that allows us to visualise dead babies and AID's babies and other baby related madness while masterbating to porn. It happens to us all and we should not be ashamed. We should embrace such urges and give them names to personalize them and make them unique to us. Yes, it is only natural. We should not ignore it.
Anyway, get back to work you lazy fart eaters. The change is coming and you will need money to pay for your impending crack addiction.

13 comments:

  1. Win BIG with FREE money from my sponsors

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  2. I hear Zen likes to be kissed between the cheeks.

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  3. That Mickey J album bites balls. Hate to say it.

    Anyway, I thought this change was going to be more of a subtle, but permanent change. Rather than a temporary fanfare type job.

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  4. Well I had to write something... so I thought I might as well begin the change with something small...
    Was it going to be permanent??? Damn...

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  5. Say, how is the new banner coming along... I won't be able to start the story 'till thursday maybe.... college is being a needy bitch....

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  6. Haven't started yet. Unreal busy myself.

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  7. Fuck sake. Whats with all the pomp and fanfare? Do you have to announce and hype-up everything? Now everyone is going to be prepared and expect taboos. Fuck this, I'm going downstairs to eat some veal, proclaim my beleif that homosexuals choose to be gay by way of a lifestyle choice, tell a rape victim it was her own fault and publicise my support for George W.

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  8. oh man. i've got a goodun. cheers Ian.

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  9. To answer your question: I need pussy.

    Send in the razor slashing clowns. I'm ready when you are.

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  10. I'm waiting in the woods already you mouthy little skunk weasel, behind a blackened stump with a bin liner, a shovel and a handfull of bad attitude.

    So let me ask you a question.

    If you fall down in the forest, and no-one is around to hear you scream, Did you really make a noise?

    The answer is: Yes.

    Because i'm the fucker that chopped you down!!

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  11. I'm happy to see people are up for this... as revolting as it will enevitable get.

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