Thursday, November 10, 2005

Dalus Ergaster

Seen here scavenging and rummaging Dalus Ergaster is truly a viscious beast. Unfortunately it avoided our telephoto lens at the exact moment of capture.



It took many hours of careful stalking and hunting before we found ourselves in a position to attempt to capture another photo of this scientific and biological anomaly. Here we can see him emerging from a resource pile attempting to satisfy his varied, animalistic desires and needs.



Things were starting to look up for our expedition, months of waiting was starting to pay off. The Dalis Ergaster had been our most elusive quarry yet, many had said we were deluded to attempt to find him stating he was just a myth created to scare children and geriatrics. How wrong they were! Here is the Dalus attempting to converse and interact with normal people. Our observations have led us to believe he has interpersonal skills equivalent to a John Frankenstein - bad.



Here we see the Dalus in a moment of quiet of reflection after having been deserted y the normal people he was attempting to communicate with via crude hand gestures and grunts. No doubt his pea sized brain is straining to figure out how to stand up.

30 comments:

  1. He does bear an eerie resemblence to our Daly, albeit younger looking... less hairy.... perhaps more human.

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  2. Yeah, he's like a skinny, less masculine version of me. From what I can tell.

    He appears to be wearing some sort of necklace in the top pic... this and his underdeveloped body lead me to believe that he is a genetic cross of me and Doc.

    Dudes, I don't know how ye managed to take 4 photos without him noticing. K from the Rage.

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  3. Spanish new year is over Daly... fucking throw the banner down...

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  4. Well there's a good chance these 4 photos will result in use fucking up one of our assignments but fuck it, it was worth it. All it took was a little subterfuge and subtle camoflauge.

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  5. Is there a chance you two could be thrown out of collage for stalking?

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  6. Yeah but only if 50's chick, cool hair chick, cleavage chick, hot blonde chick(s) and the chin notice us.

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  7. Nah, at least not until the President of the college reads the email I've sent him about this.

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  8. Are you referring to Ron "The Chin" Perlman?

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  9. I want pictures of 50's chick, cool hair chick, cleavage chick, hot blonde chick.

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  10. Unfortunately no, I'm not. He got kicked out of college for decapitating a lecturer with his enormous chin.

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  11. That may be difficult Kelly but I'll make Rob try his best. He's quite a sneaky bastard with a camera phone.

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  12. Sneaky is right. I was in the jacks the other day and Rob came in, he had something in his hand and it made clicking noises. "Is that a camera?" I asked. "No," he said.

    Truth is, it was a gun. And he shot me four times.

    Ron "The Chin" is some legend.

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  13. Does Rob often walk in on you in the jakes?
    Ron is a legend though!

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  14. No, not often. Although he's so sneaky he could well be in the jacks every single time i've every been to the loo ever.

    Is that a little anime girl in your picture kelly?

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  15. I've just heard that The Rock may be taking on the role of Conan The Barbarian... I'm so excited my willy is getting sick all over the place.

    This is the best news ever. Move over Kong, Conan is back.

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  16. Its the full metal alchemist. I felt it was time for a change.

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  17. Yeah like today, Rob went to the jacks and was gone for like 2 hours. When he came back he was covered in water so I asked "What happened, Rob"
    He wiped some of the water from his eyes and said "Ron Perlmann came into the stall next to me and knocked me into the jacks and I got kind of stuck but then I thought I might get free but I wante to shoot Daly again so I stayed in the jacks."

    True story, well true enough.

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  18. He looks sort of like you Kelly, but with longer hair.

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  19. I have heard Rob has the ability to use any jacks to transport himself to any other jacks in the world. Thats why all of his adventures involve him meeting famous people in the jacks!

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  20. Are you saying I look like a little anime girl?

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  21. I just heard that Kong is not actually computer generated. Apparently they got arnie to dress in a monkey suit and run around an island beating up lizards. The only computer generating was used on the trailer.

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  22. Shhh Kelly, no one was supposed to know. Anyway, I'm saying that you look similar to the picture avatar you've selected and it looks similar to an anime girl.

    Recall however, that you've got shorter hair.

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  23. No thank you, I don't want to catch Hillbilly from Sawyer.

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  24. Look at the SIZE of the little fella!

    He's HUGE!

    Get Steve Irwin down there with the net..

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  25. Ah, I guess I should get rid of the hair extentions so. Also the metal hand comes in handy as a bottle opener.

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  26. I imagine a hand is generally handy.

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