"Ok, so how fast can you go?"
"800 miles per hour?"
"I'm sorry, we've already got a few people who can do that. What other skills do you have?"
"I can also run very slowly."
"Ok, thanks for that... Well, I'm sorry, but we don't need anyone with your particular skillset at the moment. But thanks for your application to the Justice League. We'll keep your record on file."
"Oh fuck you. I didn't want to join anyway. "Green Lantern."? What type of name is that for a Superhero? Sounds more like... I dunno... a sea bird... or some cough medecine. Wanker."
"Please leave Sir."
"I was going anyway. This place smells like shit."