His Imperial Majesty Akihito, the 125th Emperor of Japan, Grand Cordon of the Supreme Order of the Chrysanthemum, Order of the Rising Sun, Order of the Sacred Treasure, KG, Grand Cross of the Order of. St. Olav, the elder son of the late Emperor Shôwa and Empress Kojun sat upon the throne of all Japan, waiting.
Silence descended upon the throne room as the foreigner was ushered in. Nervously the foreigner bowed and scraped as was the custom, his movements awkward and unfamiliar. Standing at last, he spoke aloud, "I have returned." A subtle wave of the emperors hand beckoned the foreigner forward a few steps. "There is news?" said the emperor.
"No, your highness, I have a question. A question only you can answer."
"I've reached Chapter 10 of Ninja Gaiden as a Master. I can see the end, but... Tell me, is this... is this..." The emperor cut him off with another wave.
"Yes, Chapter 10 is when it starts getting hard."
The foreigner glanced down at his own crotch.
"Difficult." Said the emperor, irate.
The foreigner sniggered.
"Now go, and do not return until your task is complete."