In 297 long days we have posted 300 times, somehow, and I’m proud of most of it. Though I can’t speak for the other two contributors, I am still certain they would agree. Together we have crafted a ‘fun fiction blog’ to quote someone, or a ‘virtual bachelor pad’ to quote someone else. I tend to agree with both.
You see, in our time here, we have dealt with over-the-hill action heroes and hot-off-the-press Thai legends. God appeared on the blog on numerous occasions, so too Hitler and Mr. T. A BIG SPIDER had some adventures, time travel machines malfunctioned, Daly solved an investigation violently and Ian mutated into a hair monster. Meanwhile, I flew around the world with angel wings and my head grew tremendously large. But these are only a small sample of what has been written, which includes rubbish social satire, science fiction, fantasy, self-parody, existentialism, and many declarations of greatness.
Three hundred posts ago, in fact, we declared that the English language would have to be rearranged to accommodate our future work. It was also insinuated that those who read this blog would go through an emotional and mental transference of sorts and be better for it. I can say for certain that neither of these predictions have occurred, as deflating as that is, but we still have spunk in our guns so don’t go discounting us just yet. I still believe there is a lot of great stuff to be written, if time will permit, and that this post just marks a Diner on the highway to the Big City, to Metropolis. I believe, in time, this blog will become something great and memorable, something that we can look back on and just laugh, be embarrassed and proud.
And I hope those who have stuck out with us, the few of you out there, have enjoyed the good and the bad posted here. It all came from a noble place, even if some of the more disturbing pieces seemed like they came from a dark hollow. I honestly hope you want to continue with us as I promise, from the bottom of my heart, that there will be much, much more good and bad to come. And hopefully a little bit of great, just to make it worthwhile. Thanks for reading folks.