Sunday, January 22, 2006

Will Write For Sandwiches

Due to lack of brain activity, I am opening the factory to suggestions and requests. If you have an idea you would like me to flesh out into a story, then just slide it into the comment box. I will accept anything from anyone, but keep it simple. Seriously. First come, first served too, and I hold the right to refuse any idea on any grounds, but will try my best at them all.
Thanking you in advance.

7 comments:

  1. I suggest that you: Identify and discuss the various personal characteristics which influence consumer behaviour and then go on to give me your opinion as tho which characteristics are the most salient.

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  2. Pick me, pick me!

    A parody merging the reality TV show COPS (no real stars) and the show which is really still on cable TV over here V.I.P. (no real stars, featuring Pam Anderson).

    I'd prefer homeboy talk with at least three references to weiners though I'll understand if this can't or won't be met.

    I like your remedy for the brain drain, though I venture squat-all would happen if I made the same plea.

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  3. Do a piece about the benefits of Irelands consumer based economy compared with Poland’s emerging agricultural economy from the point of view of a German Serf in the middle ages.

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  4. Have a gawk at this, Ian & Daly.
    http://www.onemillionblogs.net/

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  5. I guess I'll be doing Andy K's suggestion... which is all good and fair, even though I have never watched a full episode of either show....
    I hope to get it up either tonight or tomorrow, depending on several factors... like bananas... and babies... and timelines and trees. And telephones. And lamps.

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  6. This is a fucking travesty, a whore of a fucker of a travesty. I object! We both fucking know you would write for mere bread. Cocksucker.

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  7. An awards night (of your choice) in Hollyweird where only stars of Irish descent are vying for top honors. The realisation of a possible fix leads the Baldwin brothers to challenge allcomers (including Kevin Costner) to a duel with heat seeking fists and manual testicle twirlers from the 12th century (which have been unavailable since Bryan Adams's last purchase).

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