The Hoff rummaged around inside his left nostril with enthusiasm.
"Today will be a good day, eh KITT?"
The Hoff carefully extracted a delightful green snot from his nose. He held it aloft with pride. "See."
"Aaah, very good David."
"You know something KITT. I'm glad they let me keep you. The fastest, safest, strongest car in the world? You must be priceless."
"Actually David, I'm not KITT, I'm William Daniels, the voice of KITT and for the past few years you've imprisoned me here against my will."
"If that's the case, why hasn't someone come looking for you? Why didn't I see you credited on the Knight Rider movie?"
"Touché David, touché"