Sunday, March 12, 2006

The Land Of The Free


  1. If man in picture were to take a leak, in which direction would it flow?

    1) Left.
    2) Right.
    3) Up.
    4) Down.
    5) Initially up but then a bit left.
    6) Initially down but then a bit up, down, right and maybe left.
    7) Can't say.
    8) Don't care.
    9) Parts of 7) and 8).
    10) Fuck off, clown.

    P.S. I voted for you guys. Now you know. Am I famous by association yet?

  2. What, Arizona in the middle of the night?


    You can keep it.

  3. Vote for us when??
    Did we win something?
    If we did, I'll allow you to toot your own horn over your association. No problem.

  4. ...And home of the brave, bitches!

  5. Irish Blog Awards.

    Are the votes in yet? Can I proclaim to the world that I'm famous?

    Tense times, y'all.

  6. Fucking, those bitches were on and we didn't even make the final round... obviously a popularity contest or something.
    I swear, there is no K for bitter assholes. None.