Most of the time the Internet is rub ash. It's like wading waist-deep through a sea of human shit.
Sometimes though, it comes good. For the past two days this story has been everywhere. I'm sure most of you will have come across it by now, but if not I'd suggest you have a read, as Hollywood is going to make the movie, and you can say you were there at the start.
The gist is this:
A friend of the protagonist leaves their T-Mobile Sidekick in a taxi by accident. The villain of this scéal finds it and decides to keep and use it. Due the way the Sidekick works all the thief's details become known to the victim. Hilarity ensues.