Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Introspective reflection.

I am bored and feel urged to write. You are my unwilling and unfortunate audience, yes, all four of you.

I was thinking today. Some may even say that I was reflecting. Some more might even say that I was being introspectively reflective. But those people are just retards.

During this period of reflection I realised a few things.

Over the past 6 months I have not:

  1. Eaten in McDonalds.
  2. Been around more than 6 Irish people.
  3. Seen a cow.
  4. Seen a sheep.
  5. Been in a super-market where the labels on both the aisles and products were in English.
  6. Seen my house.
  7. Socialised with my family.
  8. Watched television for more than a few minutes at a time.
  9. Ordered Dominos Pizza.
  10. Been really cold.
Over the past 6 months I have:
  1. Been attacked by terrorists.
  2. Met approximately 1,500 new people.
  3. Decided what I want to do with my life (for the next two years at least)
  4. Experienced Christmas and New Year in a country where the majority don't actually recognise these holidays.
  5. Learned how to make chocolate truffles.
  6. Attended a Screening of "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan" that was also attended by Sacha Baren Cohen's mother.
At some point in the future I will attempt to compose something more comedically entertaining than this pile of claptrap. Ciao.


  1. Your Didn'ts and Did's are commendable.

    Especially McDonalds and the Mother of Cohen.

    And 1500 people.

    Up. Kepp it.


  2. Can I have some unfair fucks too?

    They are usually more fun.

    Oops. Said that out loud.