Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Introspective reflection.

I am bored and feel urged to write. You are my unwilling and unfortunate audience, yes, all four of you.

I was thinking today. Some may even say that I was reflecting. Some more might even say that I was being introspectively reflective. But those people are just retards.

During this period of reflection I realised a few things.

Over the past 6 months I have not:

  1. Eaten in McDonalds.
  2. Been around more than 6 Irish people.
  3. Seen a cow.
  4. Seen a sheep.
  5. Been in a super-market where the labels on both the aisles and products were in English.
  6. Seen my house.
  7. Socialised with my family.
  8. Watched television for more than a few minutes at a time.
  9. Ordered Dominos Pizza.
  10. Been really cold.
Over the past 6 months I have:
  1. Been attacked by terrorists.
  2. Met approximately 1,500 new people.
  3. Decided what I want to do with my life (for the next two years at least)
  4. Experienced Christmas and New Year in a country where the majority don't actually recognise these holidays.
  5. Learned how to make chocolate truffles.
  6. Attended a Screening of "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan" that was also attended by Sacha Baren Cohen's mother.
At some point in the future I will attempt to compose something more comedically entertaining than this pile of claptrap. Ciao.

3 comments:

  1. Your Didn'ts and Did's are commendable.

    Especially McDonalds and the Mother of Cohen.

    And 1500 people.

    Up. Kepp it.

    Yes

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  2. Can I have some unfair fucks too?

    They are usually more fun.

    Oops. Said that out loud.

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