- Dairy Milk chocolate
- Tables
- Hats
- Remote Controls
- Flash Drives
- Me
- Clocks
- Umbrellas
- Surgical Procedures
- Speakers
- Rewritable DVD's
- A Wireless Internet Connection
- Phant
- "Brothers in Arms: Road to Hill 30" for the PC
- Some Cars
- Shoes
- Carpet
- Cameras
- Rugby
- Bunny Rabbits
- Microsoft Internet Explorer
Tune in again soon for more things that are better than Daly.
M is a fag.
Right again Ian.
ReplyDeleteAnd you forgot banana peels. They kick ass.
ReplyDeleteI will add it to the next list, the next list is already taking shape.
ReplyDeleteFuck this.
ReplyDeleteI take issue with items 6, 13, 14, 16, 18, 19 and 21.
The rest I can live with.
Sorry Daly but there is no way you are better then 16!
ReplyDeleteYeah, i threw that in at the last minute. I wasn't even sure of it as i posted. I withdraw my objection to 16.
ReplyDeleteJesus I'm going fucking mental over 14. Ian, if I ever see you I will fuck you up. Unless I calm down in the meantime.
ReplyDeleteKazoos are way fucking better than Daly.
ReplyDeleteFuck no.
ReplyDeleteYea, they are. Kazoos are, like, totally awesome. One time I blew a Kazoo so fucking HARD, my dogs' head exploded.
ReplyDeleteNo way
ReplyDeleteDamn Robert you sure wail hard on the kazoo. I'm popping like 16 boners.
ReplyDeleteShit. Yea, my dog's head totally evaporated.
ReplyDeleteIt's funny. I was just reading that site so, obviously, I would be influenced. But I'm surprised you saw the connection, Ms. Oneshoe.
ReplyDeleteI think Daly has a point with 14 and also he should have added 20. Damn hairy rats!
ReplyDeleteThat sight is so cool, I practically have it memorized, and by cool I mean totally sweet.
ReplyDeleteThat vision of your dog's head exploding just sent me in tears. Well done.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one to find a girl saying she gets boners sexy?
ReplyDeleteIn Ghost World Scarlett Johanson says the same thing, and there is nothing wrong with finding her sexy.
I pop boners all the time Robert. It's just a little harder to tell on a girl. For you I would pop like 18 boners and gently pork with my hippotamous, your head would explode while you spray diarrhea everywhere. You would totally love it.
ReplyDeleteYeah, like I fucking care what you take issue with. I'm too busy j-walking my ass off.
ReplyDeleteCheers Kelly.
ReplyDeleteJohansson was in Ghost World? I've lost 8 pieces of respect for her.
8 out of how many?
ReplyDeleteOi Ian. You get hit by any cars yet?
ReplyDeleteThis one car nearly hit me. It came speeding towards me, I turned, looked it directly in the headlights and BAM! I knocked that motherfucker out. Fuck cars.
ReplyDeleteI am going to come back and spray my exhaust all over your face.
ReplyDeletehey buddy, I've got something for your exhaust.
ReplyDeleteYou start beating up cars then I'm going to sort you out. And that's not a good thing (for you).
ReplyDeleteI had 43 pieces of respect for her before. I liked Lost in Translation.