- Nazis
- Y-Fronts
- People who have sellotape/band-aids on their glasses
- Goats
- School shoes
- CRT monitors
- Broken records
- Sticky tables
- Lada cars
- Iraqi insurgents
- Smelly shoes
- Old people on buses
- Watches that need to be wound on
- Windows 3.1
- Communists (Unless you are a communist, then you're shit)
Thursday, April 28, 2005
Not Better Than Daly.
Here is a list of things that Daly is better than:
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I'm a fucking communist, and I'm better than Daly.
ReplyDeleteExcuse this ass cracker comment as it is 11.30 and I'm totally and utterly knackered.
Ass cracker. That made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteOh hell no. I'm not loving this. There's not even a need for a list like this. I'm better than nearly everything. And I already know all the stuff that's better than me. If anyone should be compiling a list like this it's me.
ReplyDeleteSorry Jessie, you ain't better than me. Especially not when you're tired. You need to be on top form to even get close ;)
You're better than 15 things. 16 if one includes Jessie, however I don't know if you are better than Jessie.
ReplyDeleteWell Ian you don't really know either of us. Unless you actually know Jessie from somewhere. But lets not get bogged down in conversations like this.
ReplyDeleteQuick quezzer for you though. Why don't you like CRT monitors? Lighenting fast response time. Unmatched image quality and colour reproduction. It it just the size you don't like?
I didn't say I dont like CRT Monitors, just that you are better than them.I have spent many an enjoyable hour in front of a CRT. But now that you mention it I probably do prefer LCD monitors. The size is a major factor alright, I much prefer my slimline 19" LCD that takes up about half an inch in depth of my desk as opposed to a 19" CRT that would require a seperate house. Also the fact that LCD's dont curve is of great advantage, I dont have to go into the next room to see what beasty is lurking in the corner when playing doom or half life. Yeah, I'm all for LCD's, the 15.4" on my notebook isnt bad either. Gets the job done. Nice.
ReplyDeleteBitch Asscracker is MY WORD> Jessie it's on. I'll kill you!
ReplyDeleteProof is on myspace
*ROAR*
Adjo au jus Asscracker!
bah humbug
(sorry I've been hoping for a fight all day and the canadians haven't show up yet. It's still my word. waah)
ReplyDeleteDamn, suddenly this place is rank with teenage horniness.
ReplyDeleteI just thought of a new story.... it's called Phant the Perv. It's about a young restless boy who gets his bits caught in a vacuum cleaner.
ReplyDeleteYea, it stings his eye for a while but he washes it out eventually.
ReplyDeleteSay ten hail marys and flake yourself with a big stick whenever you feel filthy.
ReplyDeleteCut your face off and feed to to your little sister.
ReplyDeleteJessie and I will photoshop ourselves in a nice lesbo pose.
ReplyDeleteOh hey Jessie. I take back the asscacker rant. I still blame those damn Canadians.*Mreow* *hiss*
Jessie is the best asscracker in the barrel.
Elle es mon petit oiseau des iles.
<3
I hope its not too good, otherwise you might get really into it and jump to have imaginary lightsabre battles but end up falling off the cliff and slapping your face off a trout.
ReplyDeleteYour reaction made my comment worth while.
ReplyDeleteSabine, I am willing to sacrifice myself for the greater good. Take your aggression out on me.
ReplyDeleteWell of course it didnt work, you smacked yourself. I said FLAKE yourself.
ReplyDeletePhant, for doing it wrong, go stuff yourself and sit in a bin.
ReplyDeleteIan I think both of us are in an aggressive mode today. I can only speculate on this.
ReplyDeleteStuff himself in the bin? Or stuff himself with some unmentioned material prior to sitting in the bin?
ReplyDeleteI'm always aggressive, sometimes just not as aggressive as other times.
ReplyDeletePhant, I look for the the next X-Box like I look forward to lonely nights in bed. i.e. not at all.
ReplyDeleteIan, the second option.
Ok, maybe you are fucked in the head. Perhaps you are incurable. The only thing I think of to end this filth filled spiral into depravity is:
ReplyDeleteJim Jones, A gimp outfit, a riding crop and a saddle.
Phant, I can smell you from here. Put it away, god damn it, before your sister thinks it a play thing.
ReplyDeleteCan I have the riding crop?
ReplyDeleteYes. I have a sword which I think would work great as a paddle.
ReplyDeleteJust be glad rob doesnt know where you live. I would love some banana fritters right now.
ReplyDeleteFinally, a mood killer. I was worried I would get pregnant for a while there.
ReplyDelete7 grove park... is it?
ReplyDeleteWhat is DS?
ReplyDeleteIts a handheld games console produced by Nintendo
ReplyDeleteYou're a woman, I'm a machine.
ReplyDelete3 comments inside of one minute. Fucking legend.
ReplyDeletezzzz.. huh wha.. where am I?
ReplyDeleteRob what kind of machine are you?
ReplyDeleteCould "You're a woman, I'm a machine." be a line from your forthcoming techno-bot romp action spectacular Rob?
ReplyDeleteThat's it, I'm banning phant.
ReplyDeleteIn other news. I'm super sexual. Sexy girl meet me in the bathroom. Sexy girl, call me on the phone. Woman friend, take me to your bedroom. Let me show you how I am full grown.
A love maching obviously, well maybe a hate machine, or a business machine, or a movie machine, or a music machine, or a muffin machine, or a robot dancing machine
ReplyDeleteis there a difference between loving machine and love maching?
ReplyDeleteThats it, I'm going offline for a while. I have to finish my story. When it's done, I'll come back on and post it.
ReplyDeleteBLAH
my brain is leaking out my ears so I'm cutting out too.
ReplyDeletei like pie
shit, I feel like posting in this way should become a spectator sport. I wasn't tired at 12.33 am
ReplyDeleteYeah Phant, you're full of old tech gossip.
ReplyDeleteDaly>> I think we're both better than each other in our own way.
ReplyDeleteSabi>> yeah, I know I stole your ass cracker(TM), but I love it. Thanks for calling me a 'petit oiseau des iles'!!! Nobody ever called me that before! ^__^
Guys>> I don't mean to brag, but in fact, I do: my boyfriend's got the new PSP. Eat your heart out.
Sabi>> Oh, we should take those pics, yeah. Made even do a video.
Jessie, Sabi is going to beat your ass.
ReplyDeleteI shall hope so.
ReplyDelete72 comms. You fuckers.
Jessie you broke the 69 comments cherry!
ReplyDeleteGAH!!!!!!!!!
I WILLL KILL YOU!
Or spank you! Naughty naughty girl..
I guess it's ok since I took Sylvain's comment virginity on myspace. Leave it to you to go straight for the kinky stuff.
You go girl!
*snaps fingers in diva drag queen fashion*