Two years ago reported I, my esteemed other was leaving for uncharted territories, never to return maybe. Woe was I for long time it was. But come today I with news good. Other half home returns for Christmas with Christmas presents. Overjoyed. I’m clapping my hands together in fashion thus. Clap Clap Clap. Just three but in groups of three repeated three times. My half is back.
You know, for two years past, I have my left half been missing. Oh, washing was easier but cooking harder. Also company tough to keep, for ugly was my feet… foot. Today, we drink bud light in front of fire alight. We will join together and recount old times when skipping ropes were occurrence daily. Oh, rose red cheek, a half crescent smile, away will go for a night, a while. Joined we are whole, counting to ten on our fingers and ten on our toes.
Rub our head and pat our stomach, dance the dance of two lovers humming all the while, a song to remember. The first song we shared together. It goes da da da, da di du. Repeated until asleep we will be, as one person would sleep, in position foetal. But in my shadow, a tryst I see, it separating before me. We remain together for but only a night for in the morning my half takes flight. To more territories uncharted, but charted they will be by my half who will see animals unheard, seen by no eye other than he.
this is very weird
ReplyDeleteYou know what they say... If it's weird, don't fix it.
ReplyDeleteI've never heard anyone say that.
ReplyDeleteI *have* heard people scream hysterically "KILL IT" at wierd things though.
I've never heard anyone say THAT!
ReplyDeleteBut I have heard people say "It'll break what you have" in relation to a bumpy road, which I found quite humorous.
Also, a blog I found has some info about the three next gen concoles. Interestingly, he says the revolution will only be 2-3 more powerful than the cube.
ReplyDeletePicture of the three machines are there. Also some links to pictures of next gen games.
You might have seen this shit before and it's only a blog but here it is anyway.
http://natequake.blogspot.com/
It seems like Yoda your post wrote.
ReplyDeleteSurprising, I find writting like that alot easier and pleasant than normal. Rhymning comes more naturally, feeling and emotions, I think, are expressed better. Also, it forces the reader to READ it, you know. To pay attention to it.
ReplyDeleteYea. And other shit.
Yes Yoda-esque it did seem
ReplyDeleteso?
ReplyDeleteIt's cool and some real people care.
ReplyDeleteSplurge for the night. Until the morn, y'all.
ReplyDeleteKazaam, BK broiler!
ReplyDeleteRob you write real good.I lost the use of my brain in skool.I learned some shit on the streets.
ReplyDeleteOne of your best.
Anyone read that article on the ark of the covenent in this months focus.It's such B.S.Why don't they just get an army and storm that little church.Sure a few may die but the whole thing would be revealed for the lie that it is.(The Ark and organised religion in general)Imagine the enlightenment.Although Budddism seems cool.
Thanks Mike,
ReplyDeleteI didn't read that ark article, you should say what it was about so I can impress other people with my ill-gotten knowledge... like my mother.
Actually, speaking of this writing style, when you said it forces the reader TO READ the whole sentence, it reminded me of German, because that happens a lot in the way their grammar works. I don't know if you've studied any German, but it works quite a lot like that.
ReplyDeleteI have studied german but I was never vey good at it. Although I still know their sixteen words for the.
ReplyDeleteStudied it for five years. Ich habe keine Deutsch. Or is it kein or keinen? I never really knew.
I think it's kein. Or Ich spreche nicht Deutsch. Or Ich spreche nur Englisch. Something like that. How do I remember so much?
ReplyDeleteyou could say Ich spreche ein bisschen Deutsch since you do actually remember a little
ReplyDeleteVander spanky pants=Limit of my German.
ReplyDeleteThere better be porn...
ReplyDeleteSomebody said porn? @__@ :P
ReplyDeleteI'm on to my third my box of kleenex balsam tissues, I ran out on thursday and friday so had to use inferior brands. Unpleasant.
ReplyDeleteIs this more important than porn? ;)
ReplyDeleteOf course it is, it relates to me. Punk.
ReplyDeleteIt would be better if you included some bits of you into porn. Just a suggestion. I think Sabi would agree.
ReplyDeleteJessie, I am walking porn.
ReplyDeleteI think it's clear that he ran out of tissues, because of the porn.
ReplyDeleteOf course! how silly of me. I thought it was because of this motherfucking cold.
ReplyDelete*cue porn music - bompchickachicka noownoww*
ReplyDelete*uh, yeah baby you like that, mm yeah fuck that *****, oh yeah, yeah, mm spank that ass yeah*
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