Introspective reflection.

I am bored and feel urged to write. You are my unwilling and unfortunate audience, yes, all four of you.

I was thinking today. Some may even say that I was reflecting. Some more might even say that I was being introspectively reflective. But those people are just retards.

During this period of reflection I realised a few things.

Over the past 6 months I have not:

1. Eaten in McDonalds.
2. Been around more than 6 Irish people.
3. Seen a cow.
4. Seen a sheep.
5. Been in a super-market where the labels on both the aisles and products were in English.
6. Seen my house.
7. Socialised with my family.
   
8. Watched television for more than a few minutes at a time.
   
9. Ordered Dominos Pizza.
10. Been really cold.

Over the past 6 months I have:

1. Been attacked by terrorists.
2. Met approximately 1,500 new people.
3. Decided what I want to do with my life (for the next two years at least)
4. Experienced Christmas and New Year in a country where the majority don't actually recognise these holidays.
   
5. Learned how to make chocolate truffles.
   
6. Attended a Screening of "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan" that was also attended by Sacha Baren Cohen's mother.
   

At some point in the future I will attempt to compose something more comedically entertaining than this pile of claptrap. Ciao.