Current mood: Much Obliged
There I was, weeping like a willow, hanging listlessly out of the car window, when the news came over the wire. We rushed over to HQ, me and the General, dust erupting behind the army jeep, the dry air making it impossible to cry.
It came in just minutes before.
That's incredible... Are you sure?
Yes. We have the figures right here.
Nine Hundred views to just one blog. Does the President know?
Yes. And half of these views came in in just the last two weeks. It's been very popular with the hot mommas.
Goodness Gracious. Inform England, a national day of celebration will no doubt be organised. And throw out the old history books, ladies and gentlemen. We have a new first chapter.