Thursday, January 22, 2009

Unfinished & Unfit For Publishing. However...

Scene 12

EXT. A THIN, CITY STREET - DAY
It’s lunch-time and the street brims with suited pedestrians eager to get food and be back at work. A passing taxi draws our view upon a YOUNG MAN. He strolls quickly, with intent, his gait twisted to hide his overfed stomach. He passes various bars and fast-food joints before stopping by the entrance to:

24HR RUB SEX SHOP.

He rubs his gut while checking his reflection in the shops black tinted windows, paying particular attention to the eyes. Sound can be heard from inside the shop. Voices, then Eastern European music, then silence, then the unmistakable chatter of a news anchor. The young man enters.

24HR RUB SEX SHOP – DAY

The shop assistant, YURI BUTTERFLY, pauses his channel hopping to throw gaze on the young man. He returns his attention to the shops 32”, wall-hung, LCD screen unimpressed. A MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN IN A WAITRESS UNIFORM enters the frame from behind a magazine stand. She leaves quickly, her face sloped into her chest, brushing against the young man in her hurry out.

YURI
(To the Waitress)
See you tomorrow.
He raises a dildo into view.
YURI
(Letting his voice become louder)
Both of us will. USUAL TIME, OKAY?

Yuri turns to the young man and lowers the dildo below the counter top. He mutes the television.

YURI
What would you like today, sir? Our shop carries a wide range... a spectrum of goods to satisfy your every desire. Over there...

He points across the store.

YURI
...we have the perennially popular Le Box Chocolate. Imported, by us, from France, and retailing at the discounted price of twelve-ninety-nine, Le Box Chocolate guarantees the most flavoursome chocolate vagina you will ever taste. That's written on the packaging, sir. Money back.

The young man bites his lower lip, then shakes his head. Yuri squints at the young man in an attempt to gauge him.

YURI
(Hesitantly)
Chocolate penis, sir? Le Baguette Chocolate. It is equally delicious but isn't discounted. Eighteen-ninety-nine.

YOUNG MAN
(Sheepishly)
No. I-

There is silence punctuated by laughter and the soft rumbling of vehicles from outside. It lasts uncomfortably long.

YURI
(A-Ha)
Dildo!

The young man is taken aback by the suggestion.

YOUNG MAN
(Vehement)
No-no-no-no-no... But I-

YURI
Many men, young like yourself, find it difficult to purchase their first dildo. But it's as natural as one-two-three.

YOUNG MAN
I- Do you remember me? We met... bumped into one another in Club Rubix. We both know Indra... She told me you worked here. I'm Aharon.



Also, as an aside:
I Am Man, Conqueror Of Panties. Tremble Panties

The ghost entered the machine with nothing on it's mind. He asked the bartender for a stiff one.
The bartender, shocked, asked if he has just seen Tron.
The ghost sighed and told the bartender that the monkey was a present.
He poured the bartender a drink.

The following week the ghost entered the machine with nothing to say.
The bartender did not pour the drink. This wasn't important as the ghost brought his monkey.

On Thursday, the ghost entered the machine a stiff one. He left behind a monkey.

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