One day, a bog-brained man adventured into the deep dark forest, deeper than any alert man had ever dared. His mother always warned- "Don't ever go into those woods you filthy shite as wild animals will eat your soul". But this man was a severe retard, so he didn't understand. Hobbling along and breathing heavily from exertion, our imbecile hero stumbled onto a bear picnic. "Ohhhhhhh", exclaimed our witless dumdum, "Me likey Pricnics!!". The bears growled and slobbered lazily at the bumbling moron, certain this mess of a human wouldn't venture towards them and become tonight's dessert. But they were proven wrong as he crawled on his hands and knees (to fool the bears, you see) over to the carcass of a raccoon and buried his face in the open mid-section. The bears did not take kindly to this incursion and stood up roaring and swinging paws, generally being menacing. Our man on the scene, became very worried but acted quickly. Remembering an old fable his mother read him as a child (and an adult as he was a dingbat), he played dead. The bears, surprisingly not as addled as our unfortunate protagonist, beat him around the place until he was dead from it.