Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Mr. Ryans Problem.

This food tastes like fucking shit, you'd think after all the dinners this bitch has cooked for me she'd at least get one right. All she does is fucking moan and complain. Yes I have put on some weight. So fucking what? If you would start cooking properly I wouldnt have to stop off at McDonalds on the way home and eat the shit out of a Big Mac. Then when all I want to do is watch the football after a hard days work of providing money for her to buy shit food and lounge around all day drinking fortified wine she turns off the fucking tele. Bitch. She's lucky I don't beat her, oh no wait! She considers the gentle pat I give her on the ass when I get in from the pub as abuse. And thats another thing about this domestic whore. I come in after a few drinks and a laugh with the lads and all she wants me to do is ride her silly. Fuck sake! it's been a hard week, can't I just get some sleep? Wait untill tomorrow. Inconsiderate bitch. I can hear her in the kitchen, washing the frying pan. Poor fucking frying pan, having to put up with this shit being cooked in it every single day. Jesus, sometimes I just I wish I was dead.

22 comments:

  1. Your was much more funnier. Took the edge of the depressing as hell last one.

    McDonalds is evil.

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  2. Mr. Ryans Ghost5:46 pm, May 04, 2005

    Ohhhhhh. Ahhhhhhhhh. Boooooooo!

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  3. You writing the same occurence from two different points of view reminds me of Desaparecidos (Conor Oberst - Bright Eyes - side project)songs Man and Wife The Former/ the Latter. It's the same idea: the wife feels abandoned and the hubby feels he can never do enough for her. Both living in their own disillusions.

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  4. Ok, cool. Conor Oberst. I don't like what he does but whatever. That's cool.

    Man, no matter how many times I write this, I can't do it without sounding conceited. But whatever. I'll just be conceited.

    We're better than him.

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  5. At first I didn't like either, but now, it's better. I don't like everything, but Desaparecidos is like, this sreamo band, and it's fucking fun to listen to. Or read, of you don't like the music.
    You can't be better than Conor. As much as I like you. He can be real hot too. :P

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  6. I guess, If Winona dates him... he must be hot.

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  7. Thanks Ian. You always said it best.

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  8. Hey lads,
    How are ye gettin on wit ur study?

    Girls are ye in college, and do ye have exams coming up?

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  9. Is Conor whathisname the lead singer from Bright eyes? Bright eyes can suck it. They opened for one of my fav bands once and everyone in the audience was swwwoning over these jerk offs. The lead singer was pathetic. It was really obvious that he wanted to be Morrissey but he lacked the proper arrogance. I think he was also fucked out of his mind b/c at one point he started throwing his cigarrettes to people in the crowd and then some wadded up dollar bills. re-fucking-tarded.

    sorry this is redundant as Ian did say it best.

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  10. Study = Shit.

    Shit = smelly and brown

    Hence study = smelly and brown.

    I just NPV'd my ass off, if that comes up I'll rape it like a donkey.

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  11. holy phantasm! Phant has a face now! And it's all moody and cute.

    Phant I am the ripe old age of 25 soon to be 26 (May 16th!) so I no longer have exams just crap work.

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  12. I thought your birthday was May 14th?

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  13. Thanx for that baddy... I heard ye talkin about MySpace so I got me pic up there... I personally think we should all have our faces next to our ocmments...

    Man your so lucky to just be working right now...

    I would love to be settled like you and just go to work everyday and not worry about LIFE!!!! AND messing the exams up!

    I probaly won't b around to wish you happy Birthday CUZ the smelly exams start for us on the sexually appealing Friday the 13th... SO Happy Birthday!

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  14. Ian you'll also be delighted to know I have purchased my third audio book from audible.com, All I need now is a Broadband line to download the 12 hour long audio BOOK!

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  15. We got Ian on myspace and we're trying to get everyone else to join. So please join. Jesie and I would like to harass you.

    The grassis always greener b/c right now Exams sound like pure fun to me.

    Good luck with exams everyone!

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  16. Fucking audio "books" Its not a fucking book if you listen to it.You bought a big-ass mp3 thats all. Motherfucker!

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  17. Shit. Phant is the hottest man in Ireland. Officially. Ask him about it. You won't have to pester him or anything 'cause he'll freely offer up the info.

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  18. And for once Rob isn't making this shit up.

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  19. Ok, fuck Winona, cos I can't stand her, she's a real slapper and completely crazy at that.
    As for Bright Eyes, well, he ain't no Morrissey. There'll be only one. Oh yeah.

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