Saturday, July 02, 2005

"Bear to the Throne" an extract, by Gulliver Ducquat

If it weren't for Guan the Slowspokens' reputation as a foul mouth, more heed might have been paid to his warning.
"Ass........ass..." he cried. But it was too late. The king was already dead.


  1. From me impaling his ass with a big fucking broomstick.

  2. Now that's a reality show I'd tune in to see.

    Maybe Rowan Atkinson could star as the New King and he could suffer a fate worse than the death of the Old King being impaled through the anus.

    Again, I'd be tuning in.