Saturday, July 02, 2005

"Bear to the Throne" an extract, by Gulliver Ducquat

If it weren't for Guan the Slowspokens' reputation as a foul mouth, more heed might have been paid to his warning.
"Ass........ass..." he cried. But it was too late. The king was already dead.

2 comments:

  1. From me impaling his ass with a big fucking broomstick.

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  2. Now that's a reality show I'd tune in to see.

    Maybe Rowan Atkinson could star as the New King and he could suffer a fate worse than the death of the Old King being impaled through the anus.

    Again, I'd be tuning in.

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