Franz wakes up. Suddenly. It’s already morning. Between nine and ten, maybe. He doesn’t know. He doesn’t have the time.
Right away, he can feel something is different. It might be in the way the light lands on the floor. Or in the way the sun puts his arm through the window and lets it lay across the room like a dead body.
Franz’s brain feels like it’s being compressed between two huge metal screws.
There’s something different in the air, too. Everything is way too still. Nothing to be heard, apart from the martial marching rhythm coming from outside. Bom-bom-barabom. On and on. Like a mantra. Franz first stays in bed. Hypnotised. Then he finally summons enough strength to get up and walk to the window.
All he sees is people. Nothing but people. Lines and lines of them. Walking like robots. One behind the other, as if marching to the gallows. They all are tall, skinny, with a vacant gaze. Like a skeleton crew. Like a zombie army. Trotting along. Going God knows where.
They all look alike. Dressed the same way. Hair cut short. Franz can’t tell whatever they are. Men, women, children, old people?... he feels alienated. And nauseated. The whole scene has a weird feeling about it. Like a bad omen hovering over it.
Without him even realising it, the faceless people marching have turned into uniformed army men. In the way they walk, he can see dead bodies, skulls and bones. Even foretell the demise of all mankind. Something sinister is afoot. And all he can do is watch, and wish he weren’t there.
The new DalyRage, ladies and Gentlemen. And she's much hotter than the old one.
ReplyDeletehide your children Janeczka is on the loose!
ReplyDeleteI couldn't agree more with you guys.
ReplyDeleteThanks Rob.
By Zeus! this is the biggest pile of non-sensical clap trap I have read on blogspot/blogger. I sincerely hope this was not your best attempt. As long as you plan on making your living from something other than the literary arts you should be fine. Consult this http://delendaestcarthago.blogspot.com/ to discover how blogging should be done.
ReplyDeleteGood day.
And good day to you too sir... God damn you.
ReplyDeleteExcuse me Dan, firstly I would like to thank you for dropping by and secondly I have a question for you that will solve a quandry I am party to. Are you affiliated with the blog you left the link to? I shall also leave this message on my blog to improve our chances of contacting you.
ReplyDeleteDan, you cocksucking bot, I'd be glad to follow your advice, but frankly, you're not important enough for me to give a shit.
ReplyDeleteHave a good day.
God damn him... Ian. I'll kick your fucking ass. Jesus Chrit, His spam timing was fucking aweful.
ReplyDeleteWhat?
ReplyDeleteI saw he left a comment on Ian's blog... and Ian left a comment on his blog (it might have been another Ian, mind you).
I'll get to the bottom of this...
ReplyDeleteOh this should be good Rob the PI! I cannot wait to see how this turns out.
ReplyDeleteJaneczka I liked the story and hope you wright more like it.
Thanks, Kelly! I'm flattered :)
ReplyDeleteRob the PI? I'd be interested to know more...
Another one today Kelly... and it's real good....
ReplyDeleteI'm on Dan's case about the comment... considering my brother has the same name as the commenter, I think the case will be wrapped up shortly.
Just like Magnum PI, but with less chest hair, I suppose...
ReplyDeleteHell no. I have chest hairl ike a horse.
ReplyDeleteYou've got more chest hair than Tom Selleck!!!
ReplyDeleteBut at least you haven't got the moustache.
No.. not on my face anyway....
ReplyDeleteYeah... on my ankle. A mexican moustache.
ReplyDeleteWell this Greg chap knows nothing about it. So, I think I know who it was.
ReplyDeleteRob, you being one of the top 5 P.I.’s I know I don’t have to tell you that if you are thinking that it was your brother I don’t think its his style. And also he doesn’t have an Internet connection.
ReplyDeleteI know it wasn't Dan, my brother... although it seemed like the obvious choice.
ReplyDeleteI'm think along different lines.
Oh my! I seemed to have caused a bit of a stir! Well Ian, in answer to your question I am in no way affiliated with that blog. I just like it, I dont blog so I just appreciate what others blog. Here's another one I like
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I like it because I don't understand it and it has pictures of people I dont know, well apart from the marvelous Mel of course!
Oh and please dont call me a cock sucking bot merely because I write something that doesnt stroke your fragile ego.
I really thought you were a bot, mate. Just the way you said it. I didn't think an actual person might be behind it.
ReplyDeleteAs for my 'fragile ego', don't worry, you didn't shatter it one bit.
Hi all. I'm glad Dan came back to explain himself, because I was going to if he didn't. I actually like this post. Intriguing. Do I need to catch up with anything? Will there be more adventures of the faceless army? See, this is why I hate coming in in the middle. Anyway, I just thought I'd stop by and say hello.
ReplyDeleteThanks Greg. More of it... not in any near future, but I'll think about it. :)
ReplyDeleteOi touchy touchy folks
ReplyDeleteGood thing Dan didn't go to my blog. My blogspot blog is nothing but an emtpy wasteland now a days
Well Dan, as much as I appriciate you explaining yourself, I would appriciate it more if you never came back again.
ReplyDeleteTo come on, read one post and declare that person awful really is too egotistical for me...
So thank you, good bye.
Thanks Greg... sorry for soiling you blog with my swearing.
ReplyDeleteFucking hell, it is. Yesterday I thought I saw some tumbleweed there. Being lazily blown away by the wind.
ReplyDeleteGod bless you, Robert Meehan.
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck is wrong with Dan? He doesnt like something so he's not allowe come back? Fuck that.
ReplyDeleteIt's like fucking McCarthyism up in here.
ReplyDeleteLook, in different circumstance, I would like to talk to Dan. But I would rather he join blogger first... I don't like how he just wanders around judgeing everything.
ReplyDeleteBut, if he joined blogger officially, he could come back. And if he is a good chap. Because we don't know him.
I think he would be allowed if he wasn't so agressive in the first place. So you don't like something? don't read. I don't force you. So you still read it, but decide it's crap? how about a constructive critique? not just 'it's shit'. That's way too easy. Hence my reaction. Which is justified, methinks.
ReplyDeleteFucking Jesus Christ. Go back to Russia commie.
ReplyDeleteIan, to me you resemble a first term Eisenhower before. I appreciate your confidence in me but I know where I am not wanted.
ReplyDeleteOh, The Wire season 2 is on in a few minuten. I think I'll come on after eleven with some constructed thoughts and tell you how it really is, Ian.. in realityville.
ReplyDeleteAre you talking to me or Rob? Either way, we're having an orgy on the Kremlin steps with Sabi, and you're not invited.
ReplyDeleteStill, I think Rob is right. It's easy to judge when you're not being judged.
ReplyDeleteDan... read the rest of the blog... or as much as you feel is necessary... and come back to me with an opinion. Please.
ReplyDeleteIan, are you Dan?
ReplyDeleteNo, however my cousin is named Dan but I think he is too busy being a successful stage and TV actor to bother with the likes of blogger. I'm eating m&m's. Also usually if I start a sentence I finish it as opposed to ending it with before. Maybe we have a clue as to why Dan doesnt blog.
ReplyDeleteSorry. I really thought you were having a pisstake. Oops!
ReplyDeleteWhy did you think that?
ReplyDeleteBecause you were taking Dan's defense, and because he's been praising your blog. Little things. I'm paranoid. Ask Rob. He's a Gemini too.
ReplyDeleteI just think everyone was a bit unfair on him and Im sure if he read more of my blog not just the personal, moany post I left he'd find plenty to complain about.
ReplyDeleteThe Wire kicked ass.
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