Thursday, November 24, 2005

A Man Who Can Fly Does Not Obey The Rules

Lois:
Clark, I heard in Austria if you deny the holocaust happened, it’s a criminal offence and you can be put in jail for up to ten years.

Superman:
The Holocaust never happened.

Lois:


Superman:
Arrest me, bitches.

11 comments:

  1. So this is the big taboo? This is shit. Underwhelm me some more. Fuck sake. A bucket of whisky and this is the best you come up with?

    I don't have to say it, but you know I'm not happy.

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  2. This isn't the big Taboo at all... you will know the big taboo when it happens... although it is against the law in Austria to say the Holocaust didn't happen... which is a taboo of sorts.

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  3. I just filled my pants with happiness...I'm looking forwrd tot he big taboo. I retract elements of my previous comment.

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  4. Also... I need a banner before I throw the story up... Daly, wo sind Sie?

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  5. Booooooo erns. Lennon and McCartney have been wailing about taboo posts and new banners for far too long (I am aware that my own banner has not fitted our blog since the old people were still alive). Its time to put up or shut up I say!

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  6. Rob, can you do me one (two) favour(s).

    Change the title to "A man who can fly... ect ect"
    Put a comma after 'me' so it will read "Arrest me, bitches"... and not "Arrest me bitches", like some sort of Irish pimp.

    The banner is coming.

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  7. Seriously Rob, change the title aswell. C'mon man, it'd be a major improvement.

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  8. Top quality. See, it's much better now. It's epic.

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  9. Sounds like old supes has had a few too many Stellas.

    I don't care how hard-as-nails he thinks he is, after a few Stellas, anyone could take him. Just tell him to evaporate that piss all over his shoes with his heat vision and watch and laugh as he sets his own feet on fire.

    The idiot!

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