Mmmmm. Cafeteria food and I have always got along well. Nothing says appreciation of food more than slipping on a deep fried onion ring and knocking yourself unconcious as your head hits the back of a blonde chick's skull.
It's how I made it through my first year at uni.
Well, that and 893L of beer. Darts seem so much simpler with a couple of pints in the left paw to counter balance the the dart in t'other.
I never mentioned anything about being professional,Uber French Toast Man. I only mentioned I was bloody good with beer in the belly.
Appropriate dimensions in the rear of the vessel also help with counter balance. Again, my intention is not to pick an argument by stating this, but I had no problems in that department as my homies had a deft hold of the back of my Sonic Youth t-shirt whenever I threw a dart in the direction of the board.
The genius appears to have hatched into a fully grown miscreant!
ReplyDeleteGod forbid the chaos that might occur when a baby is trapped in the body of an adult..
Mmmmm. Cafeteria food and I have always got along well. Nothing says appreciation of food more than slipping on a deep fried onion ring and knocking yourself unconcious as your head hits the back of a blonde chick's skull.
ReplyDeleteIt's how I made it through my first year at uni.
Well, that and 893L of beer. Darts seem so much simpler with a couple of pints in the left paw to counter balance the the dart in t'other.
That's why all professional darts players are chronic alcoholics.
ReplyDeleteThe beer belly also acts as an excellent counterweight.
Hey Rob do you ever get the feeling that people are watching you?
ReplyDeleteI never mentioned anything about being professional,Uber French Toast Man. I only mentioned I was bloody good with beer in the belly.
ReplyDeleteAppropriate dimensions in the rear of the vessel also help with counter balance. Again, my intention is not to pick an argument by stating this, but I had no problems in that department as my homies had a deft hold of the back of my Sonic Youth t-shirt whenever I threw a dart in the direction of the board.
Well, Thurston Moore is handy to have aroudn if you need your garments yanked.
ReplyDeleteInitially disturbed by the first photo, the subsequent slide show had the audience vomitting in the aisles.
ReplyDeleteI do believe 'Garment Yanker' is on his official resume.
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