Bond entered da room.
“Hey Bond,” everyone squealed. “It’s bomb diggity see yo' ass, know what I'm sayin'? ” A ladyboy dropped its knees 'n started suck Bond’s cock.
“Muuunnnnngggggghhh,” replied Bond. Everyone laughed, know what I'm sayin'?
“Gee, Tom, yo' ass’re so bomb diggity,” gushed Doc n' shit. “I love yo' ass.” Doc started fondle tha dude's own crotch at da thought of making love Bond n' shit.
“Fuck yo' ass Doc,” be like Bond. Doc wuz crushed, know what I'm sayin'? Tha dude ran into da kitchen 'n started cut himself wit a knife.
“So what’s da crack wit yo' ass Bond?” asked Daly, know what I'm sayin'?
“How The Rage? Well I’m a total megaboy at da moment n' shit.”
”That’s my expression Tom, but that shiznit’s fo' sho fo' yo' ass use that shiznit. Yo' ass’re not copying me or anything, know what I'm sayin'?”
“Oh Yeah!” Tom pumps tha dude's izzle.
“So, what makes yo' ass a megaboy?”
“I rescued a disabled person from a burning building 'n helped an old brizzle cross da street.”
“Dogg, yo' ass’re so bomb diggity Tom,” Dan chipped in. “I wish I wuz like yo' ass n' shit. I wish everyone wuz like yo' ass.”
After hanging out fo' a while, Bond had leave do some charity work, know what I'm sayin'? On da way tha dude seen a small child after falling off tha dude's bike. Bond stopped tha dude's hooptie 'n gots out n' shit. “There, there, little fella n' shit. It’s fo' sho n' shit. Let me kiss that shiznit better, know what I'm sayin'? ” Bond started kissing da child on da lips.
”Thanks Mr, know what I'm sayin'? that’s not child abuse or anything n' shit.”
“I know kid, but don’t tell anyone fo' sho n' shit.”
“Ok n' shit.”
Bond landed out tha dude's charity work where tha dude helped many disadvantaged muthas during da course of da day, know what I'm sayin'? Afterwards tha dude shopped a major drug dealer 'n gave 'nuff evidence in court put tha dude's ass away fo' life. That evening Bond gave tha dude's mother a bikini wax.
That night Bond went bed, pleased wit tha dude's days work. Around da world muthas gots down on they knees, faced da direction of Bonds house, 'n prayed fo' ten minutes, know what I'm sayin'?