Saturday, September 03, 2005

Breaking News

George W. Bush is hitting back at Kanye West, black man/rapper, who alleged that the President “doesn’t care about black people.”
In a written response released today, the President threw down the gauntlet and, quoting one of Kanye's many hits back to him, said:
“I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.” He concludes with the following stirring sentiments: “WMD. WMD. WMD. Freedom. Iraq. Terrorism. Bush nap now.”
Kanye’s controversial rant was broadcast live on NBC yesterday, Friday Sept. 2nd, to a stunned audience on the east coast of America as part of a fund raising benefit. The section was cut from the west coast broadcast as they were on time delay.

5 comments:

  1. http://www.alternet.org/story/25008/

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  2. http://www.crooksandliars.com/2005/09/02.html#a4763

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  3. http://the-big-ticket.blogspot.com/2005/09/shock-awe-for-real-this-time.html

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  4. Sorry Rob, I've got to change wrinkles... it's fucking me up. Feel free to change it to something else but wrinkles has to go.

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  5. That's fine...
    I might do... just have to find the right one...

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